You're gonna get it, stop sign!
Man Fashions Impressive Suit Of Armor From 24 Red Traffic Cones

Twitter user and modern armorer @kami_robo_yasui went and fashioned this suit of armor from 24 red traffic cones that he carefully cut into pieces and joined to make what you see here. That is impressive. Even more impressive is just how clean and perfect all those traffic cones are. All the traffic cones around here have been run over so many times they look like sad, floppy orange penises. I mean *wiping Cheetos dust from hands* not that I know what a sad orange penis looks like or anything.