Ever wondered what Super Mario 64 would look like with random values added to every vertices? Well boy are you going to be able to sleep well tonight, because this a video of exactly that! I guess sometimes dreams really do come true. Especially the one about me waking up

This is some home security cam footage of a boy who was shooting hoops in his driveway when the local high school marching band passes by in the back of a truck and yells for him to shoot, which he does and makes, and they kick off a song to

What will undoubtedly be considered the greatest opus of Australian artist Jason Sank, these life-size catmen were made using actual cat hair he collected from a groomer. Some more info about these modern Davids while I hack up a furball: Sank sculpted the fur over chicken wire forms he built

Returning your shopping cart to the cart return: some people find it incredibly difficult. Sure you just pushed it around an entire store, but from your car to the cart return? You have to draw the line somewhere. This is a video of high winds sending a bunch of shopping

Watching paint dry: I’m into it. It’s relaxing, like sitting on the toilet staring at the shower curtain with your elbows on your knees until your legs fall asleep and you have to crawl out of the bathroom on hands and knees. But enough about my morning ritual, this is

This is a short Instagram video of this year’s unanimous (it’s just me) Born In Space Halloween Costume Contest winner, a little derpy chihuahua spotted at New York City’s Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade that’s dressed as Hellraiser. What a cutie! Still, having known my fair share of chihuahuas in

This is a video of the fun-loving Australians of Youtube channel How Ridiculous dropping 100,000 bouncy balls from the top of an arena (previously: dropping 100,000 ping pong balls). I’m not going to lie, it was significantly more underwhelming than I anticipated. Half the balls didn’t even seem to bounce.

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light