Because life is basically a Disney movie, this is a video of a herd of deer that come to visit a woman on her back porch whenever they hear her voice. Me? Animals usually run whenever they hear my voice. Of course it probably doesn’t help that it sounds like

This is a shot of German angler Martin Glatz and the rare, all yellow leucistic catfish he caught in a Netherlands lake. For those of you unfamiliar, leucism is similar to albinism, but the animals still have some pigment, as opposed to an albino’s complete lack of color. How about

This is a video from the Giant Pumpkin Drop at Bauman’s Fall Festival in Gervais, Oregon, featuring a 1,200-pound pumpkin being hoisted 100-feet into the air, then dropped into an inflatable pool. I didn’t expect much, and I got so, so much more. I only wish I’d been there to

This is a video highlighting the incredibly gory Halloween yard decorations of artist Steven Novak at his home in Dallas, Texas. Highlights include a wheelbarrow full of body parts, a guy hanging from the roof with a machete through his head, another with his head smashed by a safe, one

This is a video of Pedrusco the Border Collie playing Squid Games’ red light/green light with his owner humming the tune from the show. Pedrusco does a pretty good job of staying stationary when it’s red light time and his owner turns around. Impressive gameplay for sure, but do you

Because stupidity knows no bounds, this is a video of a diesel truck owner blowing a cloud of black exhaust (aka rolling coal) into a youth-filled Whataburger in Texas during what appears to be some sort breast cancer awareness event or afterparty. Wow. When reached for comment about the incident,

This is a video from Thackerville, Oklahoma of a semi car hauler that got stuck on the tracks getting absolutely pounded by an Amtrak train en route to Oklahoma City. Thankfully, the truck’s driver and his dogs were able to safely escape before the crash, and five train passengers were

This is a video of a clearly agitated cobra guarding a door in Ghorahi, Nepal. How fast it tries to strike at the beginning of the video — that’s terrifying. I don’t care what sort of loot that cobra is guarding in the house, I’m not going in there. “Not