NOT TODAY, DOG.
Badger Chases Hikers, Dogs, Out Of Its Forest

This is a video of a badger chasing hikers and dogs out of its forest with a fearlessness it could have only learned from it’s cousin the honey badger. “GO ON, GET — THESE ARE MY WOODS!” I imagine it speaking in animal while it chased the dogs out. That one brown dog acted like it wanted a piece, but that was all show — it’s seen the honey badger Youtube videos, it knew what was in store if it didn’t have the protection of that leash. Me? I’m still trying to harness my inner badger assertiveness, because I ate a salad for lunch yesterday even though I ordered a turkey reuben. Baby steps.