In I had no idea what my kitchen was missing until I saw it news, this is a Totoro pepper grinder crafted by master woodworker Acangelo Ambrosi using ash and bog oak (bog oak being any species of oak that happens to have been preserved in a bog for an extended period, basically in an early stage of fossilization). Twisting Totoro’s head dispenses pepper, and not twisting his head does not dispense pepper. Just look at that guy — I really do wish I had neighbors like Totoro. But noooooo, my neighbors just call the cops whenever I’m trying to party. “How often is that?” Never, I’m in bed by 8PM and asleep by 8:30 unless I stay up till 9 doing a crossword.