You get that tree bone -- show it who's boss!
Beaver Chews Through Thick Poplar Limb In 45 Seconds

This is a video from the great outdoors of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, of a beaver gnawing through a freshly downed poplar limb in a cool 45 seconds before tossing it over his shoulder to go start construction on the new game room of his dam. Impressive! Of course if trees were made of tacos my girlfriend could have eaten that whole limb in 30 seconds flat and would already be trying to distract me so she can reach across the table for mine.