TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
My My: Star Trek Original Series Kirk, Spock & McCoy Reimagined As Women
This is a composite shot of Star Trek: The Original Series’ Kirk, Spock and McCoy reimagined as ladies. Now I know what you’re thinking, and I agree — lady Kirk looks exactly like a girl I used to have a crush on in college.  “That’s actually not what I was
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My Precious: ‘Ring Of Fire’ Glowing Resin Rings
These are several shots of the ‘Ring Of Fire’ resin rings produced by Etsy shop Apollo’s Rings. The $60 finger candy is made with two different types of glow powder that, after being exposed to a UV light source like the sun, make them appear to glow like molten lava.
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Well That Was Lovely: Cellist Performs Willy Wonka’s ‘Pure Imagination’
This is a video of cellist Brendan Finucane performing Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory’s ‘Pure Imagination’ as part of a socially distanced celebration of the recent eighth grade graduates from the Chicago Waldorf School. And, at least based on the end of his one index finger, it appears Brendan
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Finally, A Decent Inflatable Coffin Beverage Cooler
This is the Inflatable Coffin Beverage Cooler available on Amazon for around $19. The 4’6″ x 22″ inflatable looks like a pool float but it’s not — it’s a beverage cooler and can hold approximately sixty 12-ounce cold ones and a bunch of ice. Alternatively, fill it up with red-dyed
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A Bedside Lamp You Rest A Book On To Make A Little House
This is the Book Rest Lamp designed by SUCK UK. It costs around $40 and looks like the houses you used to draw in kindergarten, with an angled roofline to rest a book on top of. Obviously, I’m into it, but you know how I feel about whimsy. “You’d marry
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You Animal: Man Eats Whole Hot Dog Without Chewing
This is a very short video of a bear dressed as a human and swallowing a hotdog without even chewing it. In the videographer’s own words while I run out for a package of tubed a$$holes and elbows and try this myself in the bathroom where my girlfriend cant’t judge
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$74,500: Boston Dynamics’ Spot Robot Now Available For Sale
Because who doesn’t have $74,500 burning a hole in their pocket and Veruca Salt for a child demanding a robotic pet dog, Boston Dynamics has announced their Spot robot is now available for sale (it was previously only available for lease). The ‘explorer’ version of Spot is shipping now and
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Coming Through!: Bison Stampede Passing Car In Yellowstone
This is a video from Yellowstone National Park of a bison stampede passing a car. Honestly, the stampede is a lot scarier looking in the distance than it is close up. Close up it almost looks like you could get out of your car and ride one of those mammer
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A 1,400 Piece Cut Paper Stop-Motion Dance Video
This is a video of Youtuber BLACKHAND cutting out 1,400 pieces of printed paper to create a stop motion dance video. Man, my hand is cramping just thinking about cutting all that paper. Plus, you know, all I could find were right-handed scissors so now I have blisters. AND I
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Trippy Video Of Olympic Athletes Blending Into One Another
  This is ‘CONCATENATION2 OLYMPIC GAMES’ (along with his original ‘CONCATENATION’), an experimental video from editor Donato Sansone that seamlessly blends different Olympic athletes into one another in a manner that made both my head and eyes hurt. Does anybody have any Advil? “Settle for a boner pill?” Would I!
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