This is ‘The Kiss 2’ (the first kiss must have left them wanting more!), a piece of performance art orchestrated by artist William Cobbing in which two giant clay-headed humans smooch while smearing each other’s faces, complete with ASMR sound. That’s…something. Something I found way too erotic to be watching

This is a video of the Rockin’ 1000 (previously) performing Guns n’ Roses’ ‘Paradise City’, Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’, and Deep Purple’s ‘Smoke On The Water’. I’m into it, although I do prefer a light pink to a deep purple. Also, me and my friends in college planned a trip to

This is a video of athlete Eugen Enin performing an incredibly long railgrind (the sharp curve at the end is most impressive) while wearing a pair of Red Lava Grindshoes from Epic Grindshoes. He makes it look easy. Me? A friend of a friend in high school allegedly saw a

Seen here looking more like a cartoon than an actual animal, a northern tamandua (aka lesser anteater) named Otis extends his full tongue after being woken at the Chase Wildlife Conservancy in Florida. Now that’s one hell of a tongue! My girlfriend can touch her nose with her tongue and

Captured by wildlife photographer Mark Smith, this is a video of an osprey exiting the ocean carrying a barracuda and flapping its ways back into the sky, having emerged from the sea victorious. I can’t even imagine how much energy is required to get airborne again after leaving the water

This is a video from the Hitachi City Kamine Zoo in Japan of the staff practicing an escaped animal drill, with a man in a bear costume playing the role of escaped animal. I assume he’s supposed to be a bear, but the way he’s acting he could really be

This is a video of cockatoos that have learned to use multiple tools in order to receive rewards, in this case using a sharp stick to poke a hole through a membrane, then a long straw to retrieve cashew nuts. Apparently the ability to use toolsets has only previously been

Instagram user catmusicvideos creates just that: music videos featuring photos and videos of cats reenacting the lyrics to songs. They’re surprisingly well made, and this might very well prove to be the pinnacle of internet achievement. It’s all downhill from here. This is the finest, most pure, most…dammit, I lost

This is a side-by-side-by-side-by-side comparison of a cigarette lighter being lit, shot using four different Phantom highspeed cameras, capturing the action at 3,200FPS, 5,300FPS, 8,300FPS, and Matrix-speed 28,500FPS. That 28,500FPS footage doesn’t even look real. *touching earpiece* I’m being told it is though. “Who was that?” My fact-checker. “Wait —

Because I stopped trying to understand the internet a long time ago (I just work here with my head down), this is a video of Buckets the Drummer going unnecessarily hard on 10 drum intros while wearing a horse mask and performing on a bucket in the bathtub, usually with