With every letter in ‘FRESH TROPICAL FRUIT’ solved except for the S, Wheel of Fortune contestant Khushi decided to spin and guess a G. Hey, it happens. There’s nobody more familiar with their brain sh!tting the bed than I am, so I get it. As a matter of fact, if

Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned from pet ownership, it’s how much my hellcats love being carried around in bags, pet fashion designer MiMi Custom Clothing has created this tote that turns your cat into a lion. You just put your cat inside, attach the safety hook to its

To provide a calm respite from this chaotic world, here’s is a video of a sloth living the dream and lounging in a woven hanging chair at the Chase Wildlife Conservancy (previously: their anteater’s tongue) in Webster, Florida. I needed that. I was pretty anxious before, but now I’m as

Because some people don’t actually like pumping gas (what’s wrong with them? The smell alone is worth it, not to mention the extra half gallon I can squeeze in the tank by pulling the nozzle almost all the way out), there’s an Autofuel robotic gas pump in operation at a

Because some people like to brag about how they have infinitely more balance than I do, this is a video of freestyle cyclist Fabio Wibmer riding down two sets of stairs backwards, balancing only on the front wheel. That’s impressive. Entirely impractical, but impressive. Still, if Fabio was your weed

This is a video of realtor Sam Cooper (who’s allegedly “sold thousands of homes” in his lifetime, presumably in 50 and 100 packs) giving a brief tour of a home’s entryway and the grand handpainted mural present there, informing the viewer he’s hired a contractor to paint over the whole

This is ‘The Kiss 2’ (the first kiss must have left them wanting more!), a piece of performance art orchestrated by artist William Cobbing in which two giant clay-headed humans smooch while smearing each other’s faces, complete with ASMR sound. That’s…something. Something I found way too erotic to be watching

This is a video of the Rockin’ 1000 (previously) performing Guns n’ Roses’ ‘Paradise City’, Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’, and Deep Purple’s ‘Smoke On The Water’. I’m into it, although I do prefer a light pink to a deep purple. Also, me and my friends in college planned a trip to

This is a video of athlete Eugen Enin performing an incredibly long railgrind (the sharp curve at the end is most impressive) while wearing a pair of Red Lava Grindshoes from Epic Grindshoes. He makes it look easy. Me? A friend of a friend in high school allegedly saw a

Seen here looking more like a cartoon than an actual animal, a northern tamandua (aka lesser anteater) named Otis extends his full tongue after being woken at the Chase Wildlife Conservancy in Florida. Now that’s one hell of a tongue! My girlfriend can touch her nose with her tongue and