I wish that was me right now.
Sloth Lounges In Woven Hanging Chair

To provide a calm respite from this chaotic world, here’s is a video of a sloth living the dream and lounging in a woven hanging chair at the Chase Wildlife Conservancy (previously: their anteater’s tongue) in Webster, Florida. I needed that. I was pretty anxious before, but now I’m as cool as a kid hiding under his bed from the monster in his closet. Admittedly, not much of an improvement, but an improvement nonetheless. Also, I don’t like to think of sloths as slow, but as very deliberate in their movement. They really are just slow though, just to be clear.