Note: Several loud curse words spoken in human English and not chicken. This is a video of a man feeding his chickens (including the impeckable Birdie Sanders) when Kyle the rooster attacks him because (I assume) Kyle is hopped up on Monster Energy and wants all the feed for himself.

This is a clip from Saturday Night Live in which host Pedro Pascal helps produce a surprisingly high production value HBO trailer for a live action adaptation of Mario Kart in the same vein as The Last Of Us. I get it’s a joke, but I would watch it. Actually,

This is some dashcam footage of a motorist in Pahrump (bu bu bum?), Nevada encountering a sandstorm on the road that drops visibility to the point where you wouldn’t even be able to see your own wiener standing at a urinal (let alone the guy’s standing next to you). Never

This is a 12-year timelapse packed into just 7 seconds of four planets orbiting star HR 8799, some 133.3 lightyears (40.9 parsecs, like that’ll make it much more relatable) from earth. HR 8799, located in the constellation of Pegasus, is about 1.5 times as large as our own sun, and

Bobi, a purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo living in Conqueiros, Portugal, has officially been recognized as the world’s oldest dog ever, currently at 30 years and 228 days as of today, February 3rd, 2023. Damn, I have younger coworkers! His grand old age has been validated by the Portuguese government’s pet

This is a video of a Costco baker scoring the tops of its loaves of country French bread IN A HURRY. Dude must be late for a date. Or opted to get paid by the loaf instead of hourly. Whatever the case, this guy is quick with those knives. But

This is a video imagining what the retired Concorde jet’s Mach 2 (twice the speed of sound) cruising speed, or around 1,350MPH, looks like at ground level. It’s definitely fast, but things really don’t go by as quickly as I thought they would. Now what I really need to see

A motion activated trail cam set up by the city of Boulder, Colorado was recently checked for photos and revealed that out of 580 images, over 400 were of the same bear. Wildlife officials said they weren’t able to identify if the bear was a male or female, but many

Because who hasn’t dreamed of sticking their arms under those heat lamps, McDonald’s owner/operator Stephen Patula takes us on a first person tour of fries and hash browns being prepared at his restaurant while he sings a bit of ‘When Will My Life Begin?’ from Tangled. That’s cool, now make

Note: An appropriately colorful word at the beginning of the video. This is a clip from TikTok user Steph Dins, who cut her own bangs. The only problem is (and it’s a big one), she had her eyebrows raised the whole time (a common mistake, see my little sister’s senior