This is a music video for Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ featuring imagery generated by machine-learning AI Midjourney using the lyrics as prompts. The result is almost exactly what I expected. Am I clairvoyant? No, I’ve just had this nightmare before. “Yeah, and it always ends with having to strip the bed

This is a video of musician Vermilion performing his top 50 favorite Nirvana guitar riffs. He’s pretty good with that guitar, and if I were half as good I probably would have had a lot more luck with the ladies in my college dorm. Oh who am I kidding, there

This is a video of a Tesla in full self-driving mode plowing through a mannequin child (complete with reflective vest) in a crosswalk at 24MPH, the car never identifying the object at all. Apparently Tesla has demanded The Dawn Project (who created the video) cease-and-desist, although I’m not sure on

These are several videos from a Chinese pet owner who built some insane accomodations for his animals, including individual air-conditioned rooms, covered bridges for his cats, and an observation deck, complete with a corkscrew slide down to ground level for his dogs. Wow! Whatever you do, don’t go showing this

This is a short video of Porkchop (sandwiches?!) getting a little help from his owner to retract his extra-long tongue. Some more info while I try to touch my nose with my tongue and my girlfriend wonders if I’m trying to be sexual or just have crumbs in my mustache:

Because cutting down trees is something every idiot with a chainsaw thinks they’re capable of without incident, this is a video of a threesome in the woods felling a tree when it shifts to the side and takes one man on an unexpected seesaw ride. For a second I thought

This is a 3D animation imagining a manufacturing plant where different logos are made. It’s pretty neat. Of course this isn’t how logos are actually made, logos are actually made by graphic designers strung out on coffee in Photoshop the day of their deadline. Or at least in my experience

This is a video of married dancing duo Cost N’ Mayor (aka Austin and Marideth Telenko) performing short dance interpretations of over 40 different iPhone text message notifications. Now when I first heard the title I did not expect much (FULL DISCLOSURE: I never expect much because I’m a jaded

This is a video of Aries the rescue cat, who, due to malformed joints in his back legs, appears to walk like a spider. I don’t know about you, but that’s one spider I’d gladly welcome into my home. Aries appears to be completely aware of his disability. In fact,

This is a video of a couple firework sorting machines doing their thing. Their thing being sorting fireworks, in case you couldn’t tell from the obvious context clues. Being a detective isn’t for everyone, you know. Just look at all those firecrackers! It’s pretty crazy to think of just how