Note: Video contains some entirely appropriate but still colorful language. Driving: it’s a dangerous activity. Especially after getting t-boned by a truck and the truck driver doesn’t even realize it and just keeps going. Did you drink 5-Hour Energy or 5-Hour Oblivion? I wonder what the person in the car

This is a video detailing an annual underwater pumpkin carving competition held by the Greater Cleveland Aquarium. This year there were over 30 participants, spending up to two hours underwater carving their pumpkins in full scuba gear. Fun! I mean for them, for me that sounds like a chore. Carving

Because going for it means different things to different people, this is a video from China of a man painstakingly trying to balance a planter atop four interlocked wrenches, the bottom of which has its box-end balanced in the mouth of a glass bottle. And, based on the amount of

Note: Volume on, the woman talking makes it that much better. This is a video of a dog who drank a little too much fountain water at a park in Cincinnati, Ohio and ralphs it back up. *shrug* It happens to the best of us. And sometimes on dates. Like,

This is a video of musician JMAPMUSIC attempting to play the iconic riff from Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ wearing more and more pairs of latex gloves, all the way up to twenty. He does a fine enough job I guess, although Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield will probably still try to

Where there’s a will, there’s a way, and apparently the way to smooth fresh concrete is to extend a small digger’s arm with some wood beams, then lay on them and trowel the surface smooth while a friend operates the digger, and a couple other friends hang on the back

This is a short slow-motion video of a boxer (dog, not puncher) leaping up the porch stairs in a single bound while clearly running from the po-po parked on the curb. I’ve never even seen that person’s yard, let alone shit in it! So graceful. If there were a dog

This is a heartwarming video of a woman approaching a skateboarder after he’s repeatedly tried and failed to land a nightmare flip and offers some wonderful words of encouragement and positivity. How about that! No threatening to call the police or anything. What a beautiful soul. My soul? My soul

Seen here about to start spraying some of that noxious blue disinfectant-deodorizer that can never quite keep the shit smell at bay, this is a video from a Denver park of a porta-potty taking to the skies in strong winds. As someone so kindly just reminded me in an email,

Because the internet can be both alive with of wonder and a clogged public toilet simultaneously just like Schrödinger’s cat, this is ‘The Pictures Of Fat Dogs Metal Song’ created by musician Frazee Wooster. It’s a heavy metal song about chonky dogs. My dogs? My dogs are neither overweight nor