This is a video of a clever bastard using his phone camera’s panoramic mode to stretch what would have been a regular wiener into a glorious two-and-a-half-footer. Man, smother that sucker in chili and cheese and diced onion and I’d have that whole thing in my stomach faster than you

This is a video from Route 66 east of Albuquerque in New Mexico of a stretch of the road (aka The Singing Road) with a rumble strip that plays ‘America The Beautiful’ if you drive over it at 45MPH (the speed limit). If you drive over at 70MPH? America The

This is a video of singer/songwriter Stefan Murphy performing The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air theme as ‘a tragic Irish pub ballad.’ He does a great job. Did I cry? Do all the Irish drink whiskey for breakfast? “No.” Exactly *slamming Guinness* I AIN’T NO CRYBABY.

Because some people still believe in the respectable pursuit of knowledge gained from performing well-crafted scientific experiments, this is a video of a man in a laundry basket wearing a children’s safety helmet testing the 1MPH – 9MPH speed settings on his treadmill. Honestly, I think 7MPH looked the funnest.

This is the Consumer Products Safety Commission’s 2020 Fireworks Safety reminder, featuring a bunch of mannequins getting injured while making incredibly poor choices with fireworks. It serves as a powerful reminder to not set off a mortar while holding it on top of your head like a deadly dunce cap,

This is a commercial for the Murphy Ladder (~$130 – $225 at Home Depot). It’s a ladder that folds in half lengthwise, but then can also collapse the ladder’s horizontal rungs for ULTRA PORTABILITY. I called it a commercial but it’s three and half minutes which means it has less

This is a video of maker of things Peter Brown constructing a popcorn bowl out of actual popped popcorn and resin. Personally I would have gone with an unpopped kernel bowl, but that’s just me and I have taste and decency. “I just saw you eat a piece of candy

Because apparently some people don’t subscribe to the whole ‘the world is my toilet’ lifestyle, this is a public restroom with a glass floor and window to the river outside. How about that! The sound of that water rushing by would probably make going to the bathroom easy-peesy. Get it?

This is ‘A Decade Of Sun’, a timelapse of the sun using photos captured by the Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO). Each day of the past ten years is represented by a single second of footage, with 24 frames/second (each frame one real-time hour), for a total of 61-minutes of retina-melting

This is a video of Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ performed on dual Tesla coils by Franzoli Electronics and ArcAttack. Now I’ve never rickrolled anyone in my life, but my buddy Terry and I used to always try to trick the other into watching this fat cat on