This is a video from experimental electronic music band Electronicos Fantasticos of a member using barcodes to scratch like vinyl records. It’s surprisingly decent. It is also the sound I imagine two robots make when they’re having sex. “What about three robots?” Robots don’t have orgies. “How do you know?”

This is another video (previously) from Youtuber There I Ruined It (you sure did buddy, thanks for nothing!) of Johnny Cash’s iconic ‘Folsom Prison Blues’ reimagined as a disco song. Just like one of my cats, it’s pretty horrible. He pooped on the bathroom floor this morning and I stepped

This is a video of semi-professional Guinness World Record breaker (everybody needs a hobby) David Rush setting yet another record, this time slicing 40 apples in one minute while juggling knives. For reference, the previous record was 36, and my record will remain zero. 

This is a video of a bunch of regular people reacting to standing atop a 10-meter diving platform and deciding whether or not to jump. It was interesting to watch. Now as someone who grew up a swimmer and lived around pools I’ve jumped off 10-meter platforms a handful of

This is a video of Tom BetGeorge’s 2020 Halloween light and music display, this time choreographed to Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’. Some of those light effects really are nuts. You just have to watch it, even if you skip around, because no screencap can really do it justice. So — you

This is a video of 7th grader Tanner Benedict, who’s been playing guitar for four years, performing a metal medley on electric guitar at his school talent show. He’s, uh, he’s pretty good. His set list, which I begged him for his hard copy of after the show along with

Because dream it and you can achieve it (no matter how asinine), this is a video of a man balancing on a balance board while simultaneously punch-ballooning with his mouth. Not bad, but until he can also master a paddle-ball in each hand while balancing above a kiddie pool filled

This is a video of sweet Murphy the basset hound casually carrying his food bowl up onto the couch (without dropping a single kibble!) so he can eat in comfort, lying down. Smart boy. I also prefer to eat lying down, but my girlfriend absolutely hates it because “What the

This is a video of CNN reporter Joe Johns trying to shoo away a raccoon just moments before going live in front of the White House, roaring and throwing a crate in its direction. Haha, raccoons — they’re just like children, they want to be part of the show. And,

This is a video from what appears to be a predominately Mustang car cruise in Graffton, Illinois, when a Corvette driver in the group decides to gun it, crashing immediately. Thankfully, he manages to pass between two Mustangs while making his way into the oncoming lanes, and there aren’t any