This is a video from a New Hampshire highway of a teen cruising along completely oblivious that he tore the gas pump handle out and has it dangling from his vehicle. Now I’m no in-car driving test examiner, but this is an automatic fail in my book. Personally, I never leave the gas pump unattended, but that’s just me and I have to be ready to hose any would-be mugger. Still, I wonder how many times a day this happens. And, I wonder how many times it’s my high school girlfriend’s mom Mrs. B, who did this twice in the time we were dating. “How long did you date?” Tuesday to Saturday!