Because this world is probably the strangest place you’ll ever visit, this is a video of someone in Hangzhou, China lowering a mitten crab (named because of their furry claws) down on a rope to retrieve a shirt that fell from their balcony while drying. That’s pretty wild. “Quick — go get the crab!” I imagine this person exclaiming as a lightbulb went off above their head, a foolproof plan to accomplish this impossible mission quickly formulating in their brain.