Frozen penises and farts, clearly we’re covering all the hard-hitting posts today. This is a short video of a Chicago Bulls fan making a living statue break character by pulling up beside her and releasing a squeaker. As far as maturity level goes, this is clearly ground floor, maybe a

This is a video of truck lover ‘Miche Mike’ driving a truck that’s been jacked up so high he can’t see “any car smaller than a crossover” immediately in front of it, as evidenced by the Corvette visible through the truck’s front camera, but not windshield. For reference, I can

In what’s life but a series of jumping through hoops news, this is a video of what I assume are three aspiring circus performers all jumping through a hula hoop in a single 360-degree rotation of the ring in one guy’s hand. That is impressive. For reference, I only learned

Because some people are sicker than others, this is a video of 34-year old Brazilian daredevil Rafael Zugno Bridi setting some sort of record (presumably making his mother worry the most) by slacklining between two hot air balloons at an altitude of 6,131-feet. For reference, a mile is 5,280 feet,

Clearly cast in Caddyshack

This is a video of the world record holder for largest hexagonal domino structure being built by domino maniac Hevesh5, and destroyed with the help of her friend Mikayla and an inflatable chicken on a string. The build took 52 days of not accidentally knocking it over, 35,000 dominos, and

This is a video of the Guinness World Record holder for longest Hot Wheels track, a respectable 663.298m (2,176′ 2″) run constructed by the children of parents who work for Alfred Benesch & Co. as a STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) learning experience in Foster Township, Pennsylvania. So, if

Because you should never not dare to experiment, this is a video of someone attempting to play a trumpet with its bell submerged in a bowlful of strawberry Jell-O. The result may surprise you. Or it may not. But it’ll definitely make you wish you were squishing Jell-O between your