Now do it with the slackline on fire!
Slacklining Between Two Hot Air Balloons At 6,100 Feet

Because some people are sicker than others, this is a video of 34-year old Brazilian daredevil Rafael Zugno Bridi setting some sort of record (presumably making his mother worry the most) by slacklining between two hot air balloons at an altitude of 6,131-feet. For reference, a mile is 5,280 feet, and my penis is almost twice that. Sure he’s attached to the line so he won’t fall through the clouds if he slips, but still — did Icarus teach us nothing? “Kid Icarus?” The old Nintendo game? Too hard, I never beat it.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees just leaving the house these days is adventurous enough.