This is a video from a Maine lobsterman (a man who catches lobsters, not Lobsterman the superhero) of an ultra-rare ‘cotton candy’ colored lobster. Buttered cotton candy? Gross! According to the folks at direct-to-consumer seafood company Get Maine Lobster (a totally reliable source), they estimate the genetic anomaly could occur

Note: Video contains an entirely appropriate f-bomb. Because turkeys aren’t chicken, this is a video of brave turkey Stevie J pecking his owner in the rump. In her own words: “I was trying to feed the animals and the only thing Stevie J the turkey wanted was a bite of

Presumably following a failed attempt to spice up their love life and do it somewhere dangerous, this is a video of a squirrel dangling from another squirrel hanging on for dear life to a home’s rain gutter. Dammit, you’re squirrels, just let it go. “Amen.” Thanks, Elsa! So yeah, when

Because Mother Nature, just like Wu-Tang Clan, ain’t nuthing ta f*** wit, this is a video of a bald eagle pulling a large carp ashore to dine on. The person recording the video says the carp was 20-pounds, but I don’t know about that. Sure I’m no expert fish-weighing expert

To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the release of The Rolling Stones’ ‘Tattoo You’ album, this is a video of four of Boston Dynamics’ Spot quadruped robots recreating the music video for ‘Start Me Up’. I’m sure baby boomer moms are fainting everywhere. Admittedly, the robots really do a fantastic

Because spookiness knows no bounds, this is the Halloween Skeleton Cutlery Set available through a third-party seller on the Walmart website. The three-piece sets (a single knife, fork, and spoon) are available in black, silver, and gold for $25 – $28 depending on the finish. So not the cheapest three-piece

What will undoubtedly be considered the greatest opus of Australian artist Jason Sank, these life-size catmen were made using actual cat hair he collected from a groomer. Some more info about these modern Davids while I hack up a furball: Sank sculpted the fur over chicken wire forms he built

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light