To remind myself of sunnier time during this cold, snowy day, this is a video of a sunburnt man mashing a boy’s head into his belly so it briefly leaves a surprisingly detailed imprint of the child’s face. And while the imprint may have disappeared after a few seconds, the

Note: Make sure the video volume is on. This guy — TikTok user amandaf4338’s husband, who asks his daughter to hold the door open for him while he attempts to bring in all the food in one trip, and proceeds to drop a full drink right in her face, then

This is is a video of the Green Goblin on hoverboard cosplay that Logan Dominic’s father constructed for him to celebrate the release of Spider-Man: No Way Home. For reference, I celebrated the lazy way by just going to see the movie. Now that is one sweet Green Goblin costume!

Presumably still pissed about the stocking full of coal he received last year, this is a video of a little kid beating up his family’s inflatable Santa Christmas decoration, complete with cartoon-style wind-up punch to start the fight. He even throws in a brutal body slam before turning his attention

This is an absolutely delightful video from 2009 starring the Bridle Path and Kulp Elementary Schools’ beginner and advanced bands performing ‘Jingle Bells’ at a Christmas concert in Lansdale, Pennsylvania with as much cacophony as their little fingers can muster. Things get really good once the whole band starts playing.

This is some home security cam footage of a boy who was shooting hoops in his driveway when the local high school marching band passes by in the back of a truck and yells for him to shoot, which he does and makes, and they kick off a song to

This is a US map detailing the average morning start time for public schools by state. As you can see, after factoring in a bus ride, any state that isn’t at least healthy urine yellow is starting what would be considered by any ethics committee weighing in on the subject

This is some home security cam footage of a kid popping a giant gender reveal balloon with a toy sword while his mom is on the way to the car with it. SURPRISE: It’s a girl! I don’t think this is the mother-to-be though, I think it was just a