This is a video demonstration of Cellumation’s impressive omnidirectional conveyor system, capable of moving flat-bottomed packages in any direction across its modular hexagonal surface. Each hexagon contains three sets of wheels, which can be programmed to move objects in any non-vertical direction. Very cool, but its practical application? Cheating at

This is a video of Konami’s Contra Returns (an updated mobile version of the classic Contra) reimagined in real life by devinsupertramp with a fair amount of production value. I mean this isn’t just some kid running around in the backyard with a broken vacuum for a machine gun yelling

Of course Yoda isn’t a person at all, he’s an alien, so he shouldn’t be expected to talk like a human, let alone whatever a ‘normal’ one is. That said, these are two videos of Yoda edited with more traditional English speech patterns. It’s a little unsettling to listen to.

Because nothing quite says it’s fall y’all like a paper cup full of high sodium Japanese noodle soup on a crisp autumnal morning, Nissin Foods is released a limited edition (it’s first limited edition!) Pumpkin Spice flavored Cup Noodles this fall. Available exclusively at Walmart starting in October, I’m sure

This is a video of the Dave Brubeck Quartet’s jazz standard ‘Take Five’ performed by fellow quartet Perfect Fourth, entirely on harmonicas. Just like the stuff I get from old Mrs. Whitworth at the farmer’s market every Saturday morning, it’s a tasty jam. Would I eat it atop a slice

Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus

This is ‘Friends (but Ross has schizophrenia)’, an edit created by Youtuber Urpoliitikko by removing the rest of the cast, reimagining the series as just Ross talking to himself the whole time. You know NBC could have saved a fortune if they’d just run with this idea instead of having

Because nothing quite says gangster’s dreamworld like a resonant transformer producing high-voltage, low-current, high-frequency alternating-current electricity, this is a video of Coolio’s 1995 banger ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ performed by a trio of Tesla Coils. Damn, that came out in 1995? Feels like it was just yesterday, doesn’t it? “Not at all.”