Plus if you eat too much you can just reverse the jeans in the bathroom for some extra room.
Okaaay: Jeans With Another Waistband At The Ankles

Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus you can’t accidentally put your pants on upside down! It’s genius. And by genius I mean where the hell are those nuke codes, it’s time to mash some big red buttons.

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