The Mandalorian: I’ve only seen the first two episodes of the second season because I got distracted by other shows and movies after my parents changed their Disney+ password. This is a series of eight vintage movie posters created by Brazilian designer Butcher Billy (links to Instagram, print shop HERE)

Children: it’s fun to pretend they’re just tiny old people which is really what they are so it isn’t even that hard to pretend. You could have the worst imagination and it would still be easy. Enter the False Teether from Fred and available from Firebox. It’s a teething ring

This is a 90-minute mixtape of classic/popular hip hop song medleys (unfortunately no rapping) reimagined with medieval style instrumentation by Beedle The Bardcore. Artists include Wu Tang Clan, Eminem, The Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog, 2Pac, Outkast and more. Obviously, I plan on looping the mixtape at

Because the internet never stops turning (even when you want to get off), this is a video of Nicolas Cage deepfaked as Neo in The Matrix. Would I watch a full-length version? Of course I would, I’d watch anything. I watched my bathroom faucet drip for over an hour yesterday,

Dave Brubeck Quartet’s ‘Take Five’ is easily one of the most recognizable jazz standards ever recorded. Contrary to popular believe, the song was actually composed by quartet saxophonist/long time Brubeck collaborator/boozehound Paul Desmond, and became the first jazz single to sell over a million copies. And this is a video

Because nothing goes better with coal than a colorless, flavorless candy cane, this is the Bah, Humbug Candy Cane available from Archie McPhee. The 10.25-inch cane weighs 3.1-ounces and is void of “flavor, stripes, and Christmas Spirit.” They cost $4.50 apiece, which is a little bit more than I was

Because the Lord works in mysterious ways, this is a video of guitarist André Atunes (sweet last name for a musician) turning televangelist Kenneth Copeland’s very spirited execution of judgement on COVID-19 and its banishment from the US into a surprisingly good heavy metal song. You may recall that Copeland,

The Police’s ‘Every Breath You Take’: a troubling song about an obsessive ex-lover that’s sung like a much sweeter love song (and Sting wonders why people misinterpret it). Well now there’s a honky tonk version recorded by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously). Is it any good? No clue, my