In the opposite of that smooth as silk last post, this is a video of a snowboarder attempting some sort of flippy trick against a wall and getting the tip of their board perfectly stuck in a crack, leaving them suspended upside down, Luke Skywalker in a wampa cave style.

Presumably to celebrate the sport coming to the summer Olympics in 2024, this is a video of a breakdancer showing a bunch of kids what’s up (his entire lower body) with a routine that makes it seem like his legs are filled with helium. Hardcore! I actually got drunk recently

This is a cooly shot video of a guy on a snowmobile unknowingly showing us all what happens when your snowmobile belt breaks while in speedy use. SPOILER: A suddens stop and Superman over the handlebars, immediately followed by eating shit. Or snow rather — eating snow. Possibly yellow snow

Providing a prime example of life in a nutshell, this is a video of runner Pol Altimira competing in his first 200m race of the season in Sabadell, Spain and stumbling and falling just a split-second before clenching victory. That sucks. Maybe not as bad as I sucked at competitive

This is a video of BMX rider Kieran Reilly successfully landing the world’s first triple flair, a triple backflip with a half twist at the end to land coming back down the custom-built ramp. Apparently the feat comes 16 years after the first double flair was landed. How much longer

Because the human body is the finest machine ever crafted by the gods, this is a video of a member of the World Taekwondo Federation performing a 720° horizontal spinning kick quadruple board break. Most impressive. Could I do this? Maybe in a video game. Oh who am I kidding,

These are several videos from the identical Cline Twins showing off their very impressive synchronized hockey stick and puck spinning and catching tricks. It’s like a combination of hockey and colorguard. I wish I could do this. I’d be a more popular at parties, that’s for sure. Because right now

In news that inspired me to save quite a bit of money cancelling a ski trip I had planned, this is a video from Beech Mountain Ski Resort in North Carolina where a skier hit a hydrant used for snowmaking, which caused a pipe to burst, and workers unknowingly stopping