Because life, sometimes in the form of a punch, comes at you quick, this is a video of MMA fighter Xu Xiaodong jabbing self-proclaimed defense training tai chi master Chen Yong in the face hard enough in the first ten seconds of their fight for Chen to tap out. Wow,

Because sometimes Death likes to play games, this is a video of Moto2 racer Aron Canet making his way off the track after laying his bike down during a qualifying run of the Portimao Grand Prix at the Estoril Circuit in Portugal. Like a total pro, even before he’s done

Presumably to avoid detection by enemy radar, this is a video of Spanish professional golfer Jon Rahm skipping a ball across a pond on the 16th hole at the Augusta National Golf Club for a hole-in-one during Masters practice on Tuesday. Wow, all this time and I had no idea

Because the human body is a magnificent machine (except mine — mine appears to have been slapped together with the parts left over from Frankenstein’s monster), this is a video of world champion 110-meter hurdler Grant Holloway doing his thing with his head stabilized in the video. Some more info

Because it’s called artificial intelligence and not artificial genius for a reason, this is a video from a recent Scottish Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC soccer club game where the AI operated ball tracker keeps drifting to the head of a line ref with a bald head. As far as artificial

In Lightning McQueen is a lie news, here’s a video of Roborace (a new self-driving car race league) team SIT Acronis Autonomous’s car starting the Season Beta 1.1 race and wasting no time turning and driving straight into an inner wall. Clearly, you can’t force a car to race if

In always try hard and believe in yourself news, this is a video of 9-year old soccer player Aleks repeatedly trying to kick the ball through a tire hanging in the top of the goal. He always comes close, but never gets it in there. I mean, until he does.

Seen here looking like it ran over a body, this is a video of a Zamboni resurfacing the ice at Bill Gray’s Regional Iceplex at Monroe Community College’s campus in upstate New York when it decides it’s had enough of its cold lifestyle and catches fire. Impressively, the operator manages