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Woman Imagines How Different Foods Would Walk

Because this is the internet and the internet is full of weird hidden gems, here’s a video of a woman demonstrating how she thinks different pastas, cheeses, and breads would walk if they were human. And I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say thank God they aren’t human, because there are already enough crazy people in the world. Also thank God drinkable yogurt and cereal aren’t human, or I’d be king of the cannibals.