Because now is as good a time as any for the apocalypse, this is the 2023 Cat Balls wall calendar. A real product you can buy on Amazon (affiliate link), the calendar features 12 months of, you guessed it, cat balls. If weird cat balls aren’t your thing though, no worries, it looks like it also doubles as a cat butthole calendar. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with a time machine, the dinosaurs, and a meteor.

Thanks, but also no thanks really, to Marcy for the heads (tails?) up.