This is a video of Coconut the cat’s owner rating the random objects Coconut brings her on the sofa. You know, things like a green bean, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a plastic knife, a hair tie, her favorite dinosaur toy, and legitimate garbage. That is precious. For reference,

Because this is the internet and the internet is hellbent on destroying our brains, this is another video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time reimagining John Denver’s iconic ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’ in the grunge style of Nirvana’s ‘Heart-Shaped Box.‘ I’m calling it ‘Leaving On A

This is a video from Little Oak Sanctuary in New South Wales, Australia, of Phoenix the miniature pony stunning it up for the camera. Phoenix was rescued incredibly emaciated from a neglectful owner but is now living his best life, and, having just had his hooves trimmed, is letting his

This is a video of a cat watching some cat videos on Youtube with the sort of intense concentration you summon when you’re trying to fart silently in a business meeting. Can it actually recognize the forms on the screen as cats? I mean I guess? I don’t know. All

This is a video of the fun-loving Australians of Youtube channel How Ridiculous dropping 100,000 bouncy balls from the top of an arena (previously: dropping 100,000 ping pong balls). I’m not going to lie, it was significantly more underwhelming than I anticipated. Half the balls didn’t even seem to bounce.

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops churning up mysterious creatures from its murky depths, this is a video of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s Frank (and Mac) casually deepfaked into Squid Games. Unsurprisingly, Frank fails to heed Mac’s advice to play it subtle and things don’t

Because the internet can be both alive with of wonder and a clogged public toilet simultaneously just like Schrödinger’s cat, this is ‘The Pictures Of Fat Dogs Metal Song’ created by musician Frazee Wooster. It’s a heavy metal song about chonky dogs. My dogs? My dogs are neither overweight nor