This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili

This is another tasty remix from The Kiffness (previously), this time taking the audio from a TikTok video of Haiku the Husky talking and transforming it into an ancient Husky song, once howled by his ancestors many moons ago. Really makes you want to just strip down naked and howl

This is a video of ex-NASA engineer turned YouTube money maker Mark Rober (previously) setting the world record for the world’s tallest elephant toothpaste chemical reaction, mixing hydrogen peroxide, soap, and potassium iodide in a 5-ton flask with a resulting volcano that reaches a respectable altitude of 250-feet. Obviously, if

The internet: it never stops turning. Even in the middle of the night when it should have gone to bed hours ago and can only produce terrible ideas. Enter the Rickroll video that never starts — just ten minutes of the intro on repeat. It’s maddening. But, if you can

So I’m back from a self-imposed 35 day stint in rehab with no internet or smartphone access (I was allowed three 5-minute landline calls a week). The first three weeks felt like a 21-day panic attack but in the end it was just what I needed to really work on

Because this is the internet, here’s a surprisingly worthwhile compilation of dancer and Youtuber Smac McCreanor performing interpretive dances to a variety of different objects getting absolutely crushed by a hydraulic press (courtesy of the Hydraulic Press Channel). I finally managed to get Al Gore on the phone to ask

Just in case you’re recovering from a blow to the head and forgot where you were (SPOILER: the internet), these are two edits of the 1960’s Batman theme song in which they only say ‘bat’ (the first video) or ‘man’ (the second video). Are they any good? No, but the

Seriously, just watch it. To the end. This is a video of a beautiful ginger cat lapping up some milk, set to some absolutely delectable jams by Uzbekistani musician Sherzod Ergashev. It’s a banger. Obviously, there’s no question that this video, this very video, is the whole reason the internet