Because I was just going to doodle a bunch of nudie stick figures all over those pages anyways, this is a video from the Hydraulic Press Channel of several different stacks of paper exploding under a 150 ton hydraulic press’s incredible pressure. Me? I crumble under even the slightest pressure.

*flexing* You like what you see here? “Not really, no.” So you’re pro gun control, alright. This is a video of one hunk performing a human flag while another hunk stands on him. A little impressive, but I really would have liked to see that guy walk all the way

In Lightning McQueen is a lie news, here’s a video of Roborace (a new self-driving car race league) team SIT Acronis Autonomous’s car starting the Season Beta 1.1 race and wasting no time turning and driving straight into an inner wall. Clearly, you can’t force a car to race if

Because sometimes food fights are one-sided, this is a video of South Korean Youtube mukbang (eating show) host Tasty Hoon attempting to operate a fondue cheese fountain and being attacked by the cheese in the process. I’m going to go out on a very short limb here (I’m actually just

Waking up and getting out of bed: it’s the worst. Enter precious rescue pet rat Bean sleeping in her tissue box and refusing to wake up until caretaker Esther places a bowl of almond slices nearby, at which point Bean immediately stirs and gets up, ready for some treats. Honestly

In don’t you know staring isn’t polite news, this is a video demonstration of a humanoid robot being developed by Disney Research with the intention of building a robot with as life-like a human gaze as possible. Did they succeed? No clue, it’s so disturbing that I really have a

Because it’s imperative you actually defend your territory after marking it, this is a video of Charlie the cocker spaniel fearlessly battling a leaf blower. Just look at him charging into battle — he truly is a brave warrior. I think he wins too, provided winning is based on how

Because trying hard and believing yourself is the name of the game, this is a video of New Zealand based Youtuber Liam Thompson attempting to create the world’s largest dry ice bubble. What’s a dry ice bubble? Basically a bubble that fills itself up with the carbon dioxide gas that’s