This is a porch security cam (read: Halloween decoration scare cam) video from a Glendale, Arizona home of an Amazon delivery man receiving a scare from a motion-activated Halloween decoration. I feel like he knows what’s about to happen, but he still gets scared anyways. Now I’m not saying if

This is a video of a professional arborist (read: with the appropriate safety equipment) in San Bernadino, California cutting the top off a 100-foot palm tree that was being removed to reduce its risk of falling on something in the area, and riding the makeshift catapult like a seasoned cowboy

This is a video of a chef proving he knows his way around a knife by quickly turning an English cucumber into a slinky by precisely dicing two sides of it. Granted that doesn’t look like a slinky I’d want to play with down the stairs, but impressive nonetheless. For

This is a video from the Moscow Metro of a man casually demonstrating his contact juggling skills. His one-ball routine is impressive enough, but the three and four ball skills starting around 1:30 are where the real magic happens. How are some people so smooth with their fingers and hands?

This is a video of artist ZXY6988 recreating the image of his girlfriend sitting on a stone bench in an alley with a 3D mural. The final result is pretty impressive, especially considering the size of the brushes he was using. Parents nagging you that you don’t have a girlfriend?

This is a timelapse video of a tarantula molting that’s at just the right speed for the spider to have that sort of terrifying jerky movement that gives you the heebie-jeebies and wait — is that an erection?! “It’s from earlier!” How much earlier? “When you blew in my ear.”

This is a video of precious baby otter Joey eating ice at the Marine Mammal Rescue Centre in Vancouver, Canada. How cute is he?! Also, somebody should probably clean and sterilize the ice maker of whatever fast food restaurant this was filmed at, all for the sake of a TikTok

This is a video of the Spongebob and Patrick midair rice art created by Maria Lynn. She has a ton of other characters and logos over on her Instagram page too if midair rice art is your thing and you just now realized it. Me? I’m not sure what my