Pork chop sandwiches?!
Chef Demonstrates Knife Skills By Quickly Dicing A Cucumber Slinky

This is a video of a chef proving he knows his way around a knife by quickly turning an English cucumber into a slinky by precisely dicing two sides of it. Granted that doesn’t look like a slinky I’d want to play with down the stairs, but impressive nonetheless. For reference, the last time I had to do any chopping part of my fingernail made its way into a casserole and I didn’t tell anybody.