"I'm too old for this."
Surprise!: Amazon Delivery Guy Scared By Motion-Activated Halloween Decoration

This is a porch security cam (read: Halloween decoration scare cam) video from a Glendale, Arizona home of an Amazon delivery man receiving a scare from a motion-activated Halloween decoration. I feel like he knows what’s about to happen, but he still gets scared anyways. Now I’m not saying if I were this delivery guy I would have stepped out of view of the security camera and stomped that package, but I would have. Then filled it with dog poop from a neighbor’s yard, set it on fire, and flung it at their door. “Oh wow.” Go big and get fired, that’s my motto.