This is a “cinematic hyperlapse” tour of some of Paris’s most famous landmarks. Granted, I have no idea what a cinematic hyperlapse tour is supposed to be, but it was nothing like the Star Tours ride at Disneyland, which is what I was hoping for and was disappointed. There weren’t

This is a video of two drivers demonstrating their skills by passing on a narrow bridge. The first backs his car within centimeters of the guardrail, while the other mounts the bridge curb and passes at an angle. Of course you’d think one of them would have just reversed back

This is a video of a girl playing with her younger sister when she lifts her up to toss her over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and her pants get caught on her braces. That is unfortunate. I like the little brother throwing some fake sucker punches after

This is a video from an Autoball match in Germany of two cars immediately crashing into each other at kickoff, since neither could see the other on account of the giant soccer ball between them. That’s a shame. If there’s anything I’ve learned from my time as a demolition derby

To mark the 25th anniversary of the incident, this is a video of the infamous 1997 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in which high winds caused Barney to rip himself wide open on a light pole. I remember it well: one minute I was stuffing my face with Thanksgiving morning cinnamon

This is a video of Kenya Broadcasting Corporation (KBC) journalist Alvin Kaunda reporting about the orphaned elephants at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust when a baby elephant named Kidani decides to interrupt Alvin’s report, trying to grab his ear and face with her trunk. Classic Kidani right there! God, I wish

This is a video of Youtuber The Avid Creator avidly creating a reproduction of M.C. Escher’s famous ‘Relativity’ lithograph, but in physical form using foam board. I only wish he’d included the human figures in the original image as well. I demand realism! Still, now now my head hurts from

Because this is the internet and the internet is sick in the head, here’s a video from editor Bill McClintock featuring Men At Work’s ‘Down Under’ mashed up with Metallica’s ‘One’. It’s pretty much exactly what I expected it to be, which is absolute perfection. I want this played at