This is a video of Robert “Rocketman” Maddox (who you may recall from his 90MPH jet-powered go-kart or rocket-powered skateboard) taking his latest deathtrap out for a test spin. ‘The Dragon’ (which doesn’t have brakes or a seatbelt yet, but why would that stop a Rocketman?) is powered by a

To honor the passing of the comedian and actor, this is a clip from The Howard Stern Show in which Howard had Gottfriend on and played a voicemail message from him speaking in his real, creepily normal human voice. Honestly, I thought his acting voice was his real voice, and

Because some tow companies are better than others, this is a video of the New York Police Department dragging an SUV out of an intersection following an accident. I can only assume if the car wasn’t already totalled, it certainly is now. Honestly, I’m surprised they didn’t just blow it

This is a video of an unhandy man presumably trying to earn a year pass to an all-you-can-eat buffet by doing some very amateur electric work for them when God lets him know maybe he should consider eating smaller portions instead. Possibly through a straw. Thankfully, the man was okay,

This is a short video of a tractor trailer on I-294 near Chicago dragging a Honda Accord along with it after the car’s driver attempted to change lanes Clark Griswold style. That’s nuts. Thankfully, the driver was okay, and will hopefully remember to use her turn signal and look before

This is a video of two dogs going after the same large stick thrown in a lake and performing an impromptu water ballet as they swim around in circles, each trying to carry it. Dogs, am I right? One of mine peed in my bed two nights ago so I

This is a video of an industrial shredder (I must have one — and not just for the bodies) easily eating an old air compressor like it’s chewing gum. And maybe this is like chewing gum for an industrial shredder. For me chewing gum is a lot like not being

This is some footage (of a security monitor — my favorite kind of video) captured by gas station attendant Nickole Dairy at her Saint Maries, Idaho gas station, where an SUV pulls away from the pump with the nozzle still in the tank, sparking a gas fire. There’s also a