This is a video captured by TikTok user nahealai of a swan making a water landing, using its feet to run on the water briefly before skiing to a stop. Now I’m not sure how I expected swans to land on water, but I don’t think this was it. *shrug*

This is a video of Tom Scott visiting robotics company Engineered Arts to meet his robotic doppelganger. The resemblance is uncanny decent. Honestly, Tom seems more impressed than I was, but he probably isn’t a jaded a$$hole. Plus he got to see it in person, and it was actually made

This a video presumably recorded off of ESPN69 of the 14th annual UK Wife Carrying Championship. Such action! I even witnessed a spill in there (seen above). It looks like the majority of contestants have a similar technique, with the wife’s legs dangling in front of the man’s face, and

This is a video of TikTok user Tucker Reynolds attempting to drink an entire bottle of Sprite without burping. He manages to get down to just one remaining sip before all that carbonation decides its tired of hanging out in his stomach and makes a break for freedom. That burp,

Because, sometimes (very rarely), dreams really do come true, Volley of Australia is releasing a limited edition of their sneakers that feature detachable Velcro mullets on the heels. Now I’m not sure which one of you weirdos dreamed of these, but you deserve a medal. Or a heavier sleep medication.

Because Mother Nature is even trippier than dropping acid at Cracker Barrel, this is a video detailing the process by which honeypot ants turn some females into repletes — living storage tanks full of nectar for when food is scarce. Nectar can both be added to and fed from the

This is a VERY worthwhile edit by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time featuring Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’ cut down to only the isolated audio of the sounds he makes throughout the song. It’s a bangin’ 19-seconds, let me tell you. I think I just found my new

Because everybody thinks they can sing but this dog actually can, this is a video of TikTok user Cali Gorsuch preparing to sing some karaoke when her dog Leo steals the stage and belts out what can only be described as utterly sublime ear candy. If Leo’s singing were actual