This is a video of a woman performing the ol’ hot dog trick, catching a massive fish on her hand (aka noodling) with a cold wiener. Look at the size of that thing! I like how she checks to see if her hand is still at the end of her

This is a video of a cute romp (or levy or lodge) of otters reacting to a human vacuuming, chasing and retreating from the sucking attachment as it’s operated. How precious. You know, these otters actually remind me a lot of myself. “Watching somebody else vacuum and doing no work

This is a video of a Chevy Camaro doing donuts around a Dodge Charger Hellcat when, unsurprisingly, it crashes into the jelly-filled center of that donut. Wow, who would have thought a very amateur driver who probably doesn’t even know how to use their turn signals wouldn’t be able to

This is a video of TikTok user sabrenahnetterville trying to remove a husky from the bath and the husky screaming bloody murder because apparently she likes it in there. I like how she can scream while it looks like she’s just panting — that’s a solid ventriloquist act and if

This is a video of Stanley the emu of Useless Farm performing a high energy interpretive dance like he’s on fire, with Jamiroquai’s ‘Canned Heat’ added afterwards. It’s crazy to think Stanley came up with that dance without any actual music playing. That’s the sign of a true master of

This is a video of the Melodicka Bros. covering Blur’s ‘Song 2’ (aka Woo-hoo!), but in 3/4 time. I’ll be honest, I feel like the woo-hoos really didn’t get the woo-hooing they deserve — like they were cut short. And you should never cut a woo-hoo short, you have to

This is a video of iron-fisted Abheesh P. Dominic setting the world record for most coconuts smashed by hand in one minute with a very respectable 122. That’s just more than two a second! Wow wow wow. Obviously, if you open a beachfront pina colada bar, you definitely want Abheesh

This is a video from TikTok user curlykaylaa’s home security cam of an electricity pole outside her house having a meltdown. It starts its tantrum in the sky, but eventually takes the fight to the street right behind Kaylaa’s car. Don’t worry though, Kaylaa, Farmers has seen a thing or