Note: Watch your volume, screaming. This is some home security cam footage of a woman watching television with her boyfriend and playing with her dogs when she sees a spider, panics, crawls across her boyfriend, and almost eats the floor. Then it looks like it’s time for a good cry.

This is a video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (nice), who edited Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper performing A Star Is Born’s ‘Shallow’ at the 91st Academy Awards ceremony into a polka song. Honestly, it kind of reminded me of how I song, which is not very well. It’s

This is a video of 16-year old Russian soccer (football) player Ivan Zaborovsky getting struck by lightning during a warmup. Amazingly, he survived the incident with only a scar where he was wearing a metal necklace, and was back on the field three weeks later. Me? I would have been

This is a video from Yellowstone National Park of a woman tripping and falling while being charged by a bison, and playing dead to avoid attack. Thankfully, it works. But what’s up with all these people wandering out into fields dangerously close to bison? It’s not like bison are ninjas

Because dreams really do come true occasionally, these are the Cute Poop Emoji Plush Slippers manufactured by YINGGG and available on Amazon for $20. Perhaps most shockingly, the US size 5 – 8 slippers have 4.5/5 stars with 272 reviews. Obviously, these are not the shitty slippers I was expecting.

This is a short video from an amusement park ride in Nalchik, Russia that gets stuck upside-down with riders aboard. As far as fun times go, that does not look like one to me. It appears one maniac in the back appears to be loving it, while everybody else looks

This is a video of Edwin Sarkissian tossing a five-second delay M67 frag grenade in one of those ATMs they have by the door at my local beer store and blowing it to smithereens while he hits the deck just a short distance away. Are you even allowed to do

This is a video of TikTok user elijah.sky casually reading on the porch when SURPRISE, mama bear shows up with baby bear, presumably to rummage through some trash and/or demand Goldilocks’s current address. Elijah is surprisingly calm throughout the entire visit, which thankfully didn’t end with him getting his face