"You have been warned." -- Charles Darwin
Close Calls: Woman Avoids Bison Attack By Playing Dead

This is a video from Yellowstone National Park of a woman tripping and falling while being charged by a bison, and playing dead to avoid attack. Thankfully, it works. But what’s up with all these people wandering out into fields dangerously close to bison? It’s not like bison are ninjas that can just appear right next to you. The photos aren’t worth it, you’re supposed to keep your distance. People need to respect nature. Because nature, if Australia has taught us anything, really just wants to kill you by any means necessary.

Thanks to Carly, who agrees this is what nature documentaries are for.