Because dreams really do come true occasionally, these are the Cute Poop Emoji Plush Slippers manufactured by YINGGG and available on Amazon for $20. Perhaps most shockingly, the US size 5 – 8 slippers have 4.5/5 stars with 272 reviews. Obviously, these are not the shitty slippers I was expecting. I mean I thought these were going to be some real turds, but clearly these things have been polished. I just bought a pair and I can’t wait for my roommate to tell me it looks like I just stepped in shit. After the laughter finally subsides what feels like an eternity later I’ll tell him I he has to move out or I’m afraid I might stab him. Well, maybe not afraid.

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Thanks to Amelie, who agrees they should have made them scented too.