This is a video of Natalie Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio walking us through her process of creating a life-size, hyperrealistic McDonald’s Egg McMuffin cake. Clearly, Natalie has the skills to pay the bills. Hopefully mine, because my water is getting cut off on Friday and I lost One-Eyed Willie’s treasure map, so a Goonies adventure is out of the question. “Goonies never say die.” Haha, this one does, A LOT. “But down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket.” Oh my God you’re a genius. “What?” I’ll raid a wishing well so I can– “Buy beer instead of paying your water bill!” It’s too dangerous to shower when I’m drunk anyways.