This is a video from the recent Moscow Chess Open, where a chess-playing robotic arm (we’ll call it Robby Fischer) broke a 7-year old’s finger by pinning it to the board because the boy “did not give the robot enough time to respond to his most recent move.” Never rush

In an incident that I’m sure happens many times a day, this is some home security cam footage of a man attempting to pull his Subaru (of course it’s a Subaru) into the garage with a bike on top of it. Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t fit, and he wrecks the shit

This is a short video of an extreme sporter demonstrating the new rail sliding shoes he developed (by zip-tying a cut Starbucks cup to the bottom of his sneakers — I wonder if the barista spelled his name right) and eating a Venti sized pile of shit in the process.

Even with my limited memory, I’m fairly certain I posted this on Geekologie back in the day, but that site when belly-up after I had to leave so here it is again, where it can live on forever, or at least until the internet is destroyed like I pray for

This is an NBC News report featuring some Ring doorbell cam footage of an Arizona UPS driver briefly collapsing on a home’s front porch while delivering a package in 110-degree heat. Note to self: do not work outside in Arizona. Seriously though — be safe out there, drivers, and stay

Clearly running late and unable to make it to the ceremony but still wanting to make it clear he objects to the marriage, this is a video of Poseidon wrecking a Hawaiian wedding reception with a couple massive waves. Damn, if only he’d sent a couple hungry sharks over the

This is a video from a driver who, returning to their parked vehicle after leaving their window open, discovered a group of cats throwing a rager. Why wasn’t I invited? You’d think the interior of that car was made of catnip the way those cats are going nuts! Regardless, that

Seen in the screencap above presumably already on the phone with Farmers, this is a video of the Ocean Avenue Bridge in Palm Beach County Florida opening while a man has stopped perfectly on the hinge. I assume the gate preventing traffic from traveling from the opposite direction had already