Warning: Dry-heaving. Because anxiety is a slippery slope, this is a video of a rock climber who gets his hand stuck in a crack, resulting in his body going into full panic mode, causing him to start dry-heaving and evacuate his bowels. That is unfortunate. Especially for the guy climbing

Note: Volume on to feel his pain. This is some doorbell cam footage of an unfortunate Amazon delivery guy squatting to take a picture of his delivery, only to impale himself on a very prickly cactus. Man, now those are some SERIOUS spines too. I’ve seen smaller penises at the

This is a video of a crane truck aiding in the removal of a tree in the backyard of an Indiana home when shit goes sideways and the truck gets pulled into the house. Per a woman watching that you can hear in the video: “Is that supposed to happen?”

Because nature isn’t for everyone, this is a video of TikTok user Chloe B having an absolute meltdown while trying to feed an ostrich at a drive-through safari experience. As far as staying cool, calm, and collected goes, Chloe managed none of the three. That look of pure panic on

These are multiple angles of security cam footage of a Tesla driver crashing their vehicle hard into the Columbus Convention Center after running a red light, and causing some $300,000 worth of damages. The driver was not seriously injured, and was cited for failure to control their vehicle. Wait, failure

This is some glorious footage of an SUV rear-ending the shit out of a car before quickly deciding they’re not going to stick around and make a run for it, unbeknownst it all happened right in front of an unmarked cop car. I can’t even tell you how many times

Note: Volume on, that head smack is so satisfying. This is a video of a man convinced the laws of physics don’t apply to him attempting to stand against the wall of a centrifugal Gravitron. Admittedly, he does a fairly decent job, and I know exactly what I’m going to

This is a short video of a Corvette owner who’s apparently unaware where exactly the camera is while taking selfies showing off the angel that his own little angel of a daughter lovingly Dremeled into the driver side door of his new Corvette. Was she allowed to draw the angel,