Note: Volume on, that head smack is so satisfying.

This is a video of a man convinced the laws of physics don’t apply to him attempting to stand against the wall of a centrifugal Gravitron. Admittedly, he does a fairly decent job, and I know exactly what I’m going to try at the next county fair. “This?” God no — eat six deep-fried hot dogs and four funnel cakes and not puke on the ride home.

Keep going for the video while I speculate if boners in space really are as cool as they have the potential to be.

@wave.tv The thud😂 (@stevebrownwrestler/IG) #gforce #marvel #fail #epicfail ♬ original sound – WAVE.tv

Note: Video HERE in case your browser hates attempts at defying the laws of physics.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees somebody clearly didn’t read the safety rules.