This is a video of an unhandy man presumably trying to earn a year pass to an all-you-can-eat buffet by doing some very amateur electric work for them when God lets him know maybe he should consider eating smaller portions instead. Possibly through a straw. Thankfully, the man was okay,

This is a short video of a tractor trailer on I-294 near Chicago dragging a Honda Accord along with it after the car’s driver attempted to change lanes Clark Griswold style. That’s nuts. Thankfully, the driver was okay, and will hopefully remember to use her turn signal and look before

This is some footage (of a security monitor — my favorite kind of video) captured by gas station attendant Nickole Dairy at her Saint Maries, Idaho gas station, where an SUV pulls away from the pump with the nozzle still in the tank, sparking a gas fire. There’s also a

This is a video of TikTok user Tucker Reynolds attempting to drink an entire bottle of Sprite without burping. He manages to get down to just one remaining sip before all that carbonation decides its tired of hanging out in his stomach and makes a break for freedom. That burp,

This is a video of Midnight providing a clear example of what happens when you’re last in line when God is handing out the typically standard-issue nimble cat package. I like how he knocks over all the pictures, then goes back and knocks over more. That’s dedication. I wonder how

This is some security cam footage of some dirtbag attempting to rob a man’s Chevy Silverado in the Metairie neighborhood of New Orleans when they’re unpleasantly surprised by a flashbang the owner rigged to go off in the event somebody does breaks in. Apparently the man has had his truck

Because apparently fire sales are a real thing, this is a video of a Maryland Walmart in the process of blazing it up real good. Was it 4:20? In my mind it was. I like how that one lady comes down the aisle pushing her cart like she was completely

This is a video of a Chevy Camaro doing donuts around a Dodge Charger Hellcat when, unsurprisingly, it crashes into the jelly-filled center of that donut. Wow, who would have thought a very amateur driver who probably doesn’t even know how to use their turn signals wouldn’t be able to