Kids these days, I swear.
Count Me In: Small Indoor Bounce Houses

Smol Bounce Houses are just that: small bounce houses designed for use INDOORS. No more getting blown away to Oz just because you really wanted to bounce during a tornado. *using yellow brick as paperweight* I know a thing or two, because I’ve seen a thing or two. Smol Bounce Houses ($380 – $450) are available in two sizes: 6′ x 6′ and 8′ x 8′, with a maximum of two jumpers at a time, and weight limits of 60lbs per child for the smaller version, and 120lbs for the larger. But what about just ONE 210lb jumper? Me — I’m talking about me. Like my sister does all the time when she’s supposed to pick them up somewhere, forget about the kids.

Keep going for several more shots, one of which clearly features THREE children in the house. That’s a no-no.