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Because the internet will never stop kitten around, this is a video of longhair and shorthair tabby cats licking their way to a heart shape made out of some sort of delicious looking food paste, as viewed from underneath a glass table. Unsurprisingly, the shorthair gets there first, but only because it’s nowhere near as thorough a licker as its longhaired counterpart. As far as I’m concerned that was cheating and the shorthair is disqualified. Minus ten points for Griffinclaw! “Griffindor?” Wait no what’s the one with the platypus? “You mean badger?” We’re done here, nerd.