On a recent visit to South Africa’s Monkeyland sanctuary, Lisa Bosman and family had to duck under a swinging gibbon as it made its way along a rope bridge. That must have been quite the experience. But more importantly, did you see the buns on that ape?! Those are the kind of buns I want. Instead, my butt looks like somebody vacuum sealed leftover cottage cheese. My girlfriend says it’s a great butt, but she also said she loved what I got her for Christmas last year but still hasn’t taken it out of the packaging, so clearly she has no problem lying.
Thanks to JustA, who agrees if you’re not coming in hot, why bother coming in at all?