I was not expecting so much thought and effort going into this.
Couple Creates Impressive Interpretive Dances For Text Notifications

This is a video of married dancing duo Cost N’ Mayor (aka Austin and Marideth Telenko) performing short dance interpretations of over 40 different iPhone text message notifications. Now when I first heard the title I did not expect much (FULL DISCLOSURE: I never expect much because I’m a jaded turd), but it’s surprisingly clever. They’re very skilled. So, if you were ever looking to hire someone to interpret sounds into dance, I would definitely recommend hiring Cost N’ Mayor. Or me, but no matter what the sound every dance will be the robot, just to be upfront about it.

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